Traits

Looks like a spring.

You'll poke your eye out, kid.

Does it work kinda like armor, or just make you look cool as hell?

Maybe if it grows out long enough, you could braid it.

*Cough* spaghetti tail... *cough cough*

You could knock the wind outta someone with one smack of that thing.

Mind if I call you cottontail?

Show me your tail, deer!

*Whinnies*

I am the devil. From, THE BIBLE.

All you hear is "oof ouch owie" every time you say "excuse me, passing through,"  don't you? I'm right. 

Just a typical tail—not to big, not too long, just right!

The stegs can be any flat shape. Think of a cutout cookie!

Or any long cat tail, really.

Your own personal duster!

Does it make you wanna howl at the moon?

Among other fruit-shaped tails...?

If I asked you to throw it back only because it's hot outside, would you punch me?

You get five big booms for having this tail. BOOM ! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Why do I hear circus music getting closer..?